East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
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you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
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If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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