Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
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so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
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I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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