I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I wish Morgan Freeman narrated my life.
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
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So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
This baby is an asshole
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
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She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
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