names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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