Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
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Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
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I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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