Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
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I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
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I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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