Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
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He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
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You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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