I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
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Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
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WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
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