I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
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you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
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He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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