North Korea, Best Korea!
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
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The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
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All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
And then the night went full on bisexual.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
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