It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
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Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
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Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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