Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
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I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
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