It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
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I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
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I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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