...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
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Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
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I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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