Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
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Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
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am i new drunk or am i still drunk
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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