and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
How's work?
Spinning.
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One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
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after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
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my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
and you fell through a lawn chair
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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