Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
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yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
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Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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