I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
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I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
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I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
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