I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
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Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
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The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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