Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
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I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
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Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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