so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
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you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
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Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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