i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
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He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
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Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
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