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• (+44): View more from England

  Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.

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  Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.

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  yet...

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• (806): View more from Texas

  Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....

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• (501): View more from Arkansas

  You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  you seemed to enjoy falling down hill

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  wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint

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• (360): View more from Washington

  you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.

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• (601): View more from Mississippi

  You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.

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  Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?

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• (763): View more from Minnesota

  I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.

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