You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
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we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
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3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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