Non-Jews are for practice
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
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Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
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You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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