90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
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Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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