Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
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Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
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What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
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