his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
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there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
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Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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