D3 body, D1 cock
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
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Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
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Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
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