I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
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The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
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And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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