god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
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I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
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You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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