hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
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he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
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my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
I want to fling myself into the sun
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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