yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
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Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
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Oh Jesus.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
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I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
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