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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 1:12am

    this was really funny. makes me think of when i saw a huge container full of what i thought was chex mix when i was real high but when i got closer it turned out to be a jar full of dry cat food. i cried.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 2:58am

    Hahahaha, oh man, I've been there! Except it was more like I was just staring at the instant cup of ramen hoping hot water would bubble up from the bottom...

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 12:41am

    Lmfaoo funnny shit man this actually made me laugh out loud

  • 93 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 3:16pm

    hahaha ive totally been there!!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 12:34pm

    HAHAHA this made me laugh out loud!! FINALLY! Happy days indeed...

  • 92 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 4:32pm

    Nothing new :)

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 4:26pm

    yeah this is awesome.....thats how i am every time hahahha

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 12:04pm

    If this is a girl I'll give you 8 inches of hotdog... you know you want it

  • 91 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 1:13pm

    lazy bastards like you are the reason productive stoners get a bad rap.

  • 90 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 3:34am

    Been there, done that.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 12:54pm

    that would be so awesome right now...

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 7:34pm

    Damn dude. Why would you wanna stop? -Tyrone the crack addict

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 3:02pm

    Oh god. That's epic.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 12:30pm

    Run, hot dog, run like the wind!!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 6:37pm

    the more idiots that lose brain cells from drugs the better. rules out thos nitwits from making decisions in life

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 1:37am

    @5:36 That's exactly what I think every time I read one of these "I'm so high" texts

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 5:36pm

    This text is written in present-tense. If you were indeed in the condition that you say you were in at that time, you would not pick up your phone and send such a text, worded as so, to a friend.

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      Submitted by kateri87 on Jan 15, 10 at 7:11pm

      Actually, I've had enough stoner friends to know that it is entirely possible to be that high and still text coherently... though, if this person actually BELIEVES that the hot dog stand might actually appear, he's on way more than just pot.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 6:35pm

    guys shut up. I've been stoned out of my mind an sent a perfectly worded text before. it's not impossible. let these people say what they want.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 12:30pm

    well..... ....is it there yet?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 10:27pm

    "the more idiots that lose brain cells from drugs the better. rules out thos nitwits from making decisions in life" You lose brain cells from Weed? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH Oh man, now i've heard EVERYTHING. That just made my day pal, thank you. It's ridiculous how uninformed and brain-washed some people are! Classic.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 6:41pm

    that's why I keep a stock of frozen corndogs...