Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
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I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
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I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
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