matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
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We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
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yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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