Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
In America we eat man semen.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
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We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
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I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
Randomize