That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
Randomize