it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
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do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
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I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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