I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
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His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
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There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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