i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
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She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
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When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
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