We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
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12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
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three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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