we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
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Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
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The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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