HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
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Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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