Fine. I'll sleep in my office
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
and she was petting her beer can
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
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sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
they call him Oral-B. enough said
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
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And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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