Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
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No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
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This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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