i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
i just had sex bonerless
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
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I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
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Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
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