my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
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He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
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May the power of my ass compel you!!
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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