The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
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You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
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My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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