Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
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At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
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i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
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