i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
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shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
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I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
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